I am a busy, single, happy, slim, articulate. discerning woman who wants to meet up with a man who takes pride in his appearance, and doesn't take life too seriously. Not looking for endless online chat / cyber meets but real life experiences. Please do not contact me if you are married, or in a relationship?
hi thought I would go about changing this profile of mine!! firstly, I am not a size 10, so if that's what you are looking for, please move onto the next profile :) and if you do message me, then don't expect anything different when we meet. I am a down to earth girl, just enjoying single life, but this doesn't mean I will go with anything that moves!! I...
I just need more than hubby's tiny willy. If you can humiliate him for having a tiny dick, so much the better. I suppose I should add that I never send any of the "you caught my eye " emails so if you get one from me, it ws NOT sent by me. My filters are set for those who are closest to me, but I will still have a...
I want someone who is going to be my knight and treat me as their Queen, an old fashioned gentleman who will adore me and do anything and everything I want to make me happy, to serve me in any way I want and never to argue with me or contradict me and be happy to do the gardening or whatever else I asked
I like the following things: walking in the rain, dancing like nobody is watching, spanking, sunsets, foreplay, kissing, smiling at strangers, cheekyness, orgasms, nutella, music, licking, snowboarding, steak, neck kisses, submission, the fair, intelligent men, rainbows, humour, horror, adventures, teasing, travelling, picnics, biting, holding hands and rum. I dislike the following things: poor hygiene, drugs, ill manners, bad grammar and spelling, racism, mondays, homophobia, wasps, quiche, monks, having to go...
Lonely very attractive housewife, curves in all the right places, size 12, long hair, hazel eyes and def has it going on ( so i have been told but beauty in eye of beholder so to speak )seeks one special man, to release the tiger for nsa fun..maybe meet up once/ twice a month whatever to suit....Pic will be sent out via email upon request...........ding dong.!!!!.......xxxxxx dont be shy come...
Just looking for nice guys... casually; although some of you have about as much panache as a politician with 3 swimming pools to pay for.....these types do not get replies.
My interests... apart from the obvious; I enjoy horse racing; playing guitar; and walking my 140 lb dog:)
Lol, To save me repeating myself; he is a Neapolitan Mastiff.
looking to have some fun
open-minded to most things
all I ask for is not to be fed any bullshit
May be fickle of me but will want to exchange pics of each other's face, early doors please. Saves from wasting each others time if not attracted to one another :)...... None of us are on here to find pen pals
are we?! Xx
Have tried to keep the above...
Clever, confident, funny, that's the boring side.. What I am is a lady on the street a whore beneath the sheets. Treat me as so, as the only time you'll kick me out of bed is to F**k me on the floor! (Do not take it that I jump in to bed on the1st meet or at all! I'm choosy and don't sleep around) but get me to the second...
Been on this for a while now thought it was the answer to my broken heart! But its made me even more resolved to just be single & enjoy my freedom x i work hard play harder, im impulsive,wear my heart on my sleeve & don't suffer fools gladly! please dont send me picks of your bits & cant stand dirty obscene chat but love intelligent banter & cheeky charm!...
I'm here to have as much fun as humanly possible.
I ain't the girliest but I make up for that in other ways
I'm a sporty girl n go to the gym, lift weights, love adventure, obstacle running and cycling in fact alt to get that pulse racing n I'm fair game.
Drink pints, got half a dozen tattoos, don't take life too serious.
I've got curvy bits, bumps, n...
I'm here to have as much fun as humanly possible.
I ain't the girliest but I make up for that in other ways
I'm a sporty girl n go to the gym, lift weights, love adventure, obstacle running and cycling in fact alt to get that pulse racing n I'm fair game.
Drink pints, got half a dozen tattoos, don't take life too serious.
I've got curvy bits, bumps, n...